Stardew Valley Guitar Tab

Here, I wrote some tabs for the Stardew Valley theme.

A New Nazi Dogwhistle

It's come to my attention that white supremacists are now referring to themselves as "Groypers." Its a reference to a pepe knock off after the creator of Pepe started suing to keep nazis from using it as a fascist racist symbol.
Just be on the lookout, if you see someone referring to themselves as a "Groyper," they're a nazi. Also be on the lookout for:

"28": Means Blood and Honor, an international racist skinhead group.
"38": A symbol for the Hammerskins, another racist skinhead group.
"88": Means "Heil Hitler."
"14": The white supremacist slogan known as the "14 Words": "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."
Red shoelaces on steel-toed work boots: a symbol that someone has shed blood for the skinhead movement.
"Anti-Racist is a Code Word for Anti-White": a slogan popular among white supremacists
Three Ellipses ((( ))): used around somebodies name to insinuate that they are jewish

Trump Impeached

Trump was recently impeached for obstruction of justice and abuse of power. The senate voted for impeachment.
He will now go on trial for his crimes, which may last into the end of the term. He will probably finish his full term before he sees any consequences of his actions.
He is the third president in the history of the United States who has ever been impeached.

An Update

Hello! Sorry I haven't updated recently, I've actually been quite busy.
I had some issues with dental health first of all, but I think I have that mostly handled at this point.
My teeth were eroding quite badly, probably from a combination of coffee and lack of nutrition. But I'm on a special type of toothpaste trying to repair some of the enamel.
A lot of the damage is irreversible, but they are already looking much better.
ThEN what happened, was that we found a stray kitten outside and ended up taking him in. I've been busy babysitting him. He's a little black kitten with a white chest and belly, and we've named him Skunk.
He's very obnoxious and a handful.

Secondly, I've also been playing a lot of games lately, and ended up creating another Dat site tailored for game reviews.
You can find it at this link:
Pixel Review

And third, I got my first mailbox, EVER! We don't really have a lot of people living around here, and there weren't enough people to actually have a mail route.
At least until this year, that is. So we're finally getting ours set up, and I can mail from home without having to walk all the way into town to mail a letter!

I'm very excited to start mailing my friend again.
And last, I am going to a christmas party at my grandparents tomorrow. It's actually past midnight now, so I ought to get some sleep.
See you.
-logan

Hibiscus Tea

It's after christmas, now. I finally got a PS4 controller, which I've been trying to get for a couple years now in order to smoothly play my playstation again.
I also got some dungeons and dragons tiles in order to play with generative tiles with my friends; They're a dry erase seamless Atlas tile kit produced by the Master's Atlas.
Plus, my friend sent me some hibiscus buds in the mail to try hibiscus tea. I was pleasantly surprised by the bitter taste, it reminds me of cranberries, and the red color practically dyed my cup read.
It's somewhat reminiscent of blood.

This christmas season has brought me a lot of pain, to be honest. The noise and light triggering migraines, along with an apparent stye infection I've got in my left eye, making me sick.
I think I will take some time to myself to sleep this off. I also need to sort and clean my recycling and find some time to drop it off.
-logan

Trump Starts a War

The other night, Trump ordered an assassination attack against Qassem Soleimani, the second most powerful man in the world, and an Iranian military commander.
He did this without congress approval.
Soleimani was quickly replaced, because he doesn't act alone, and on top of that, his death has plunged us into war with Iran.
Iraque is also reconsidering its relationship with us, because Trump ordered the attack on Iraque soil, with complete disregard that this was a hostile attack on their soil.
Already Impeached, Trump spends his remaining term plunging our country into war and sending thousands of troops to a foreign country.
I have friends that are enlisted who had to do so to be able to afford to go to college.
I damn near did the same.
Trump proves that he believes people are only to be used as pawns in his idiocy. If he had consulted congress, they would have made it apparent that this assassination would have been useless and only started a war,
but he acted without congress approval.
He is a warmongerer and a criminal.
Nobody is denying that Soleimani was dangerous, but why do you think nobody had assassinated him yet?
Because he doesn't work alone. He would have been abruptly replaced by somebody else.
Also, theres the fact that assassinating a world leader starts a fucking war.
There are thousands of innocents in Iran that will get caught in the crossfire of this.
And thousands of poor people forced to fight in the military just to get government aid.
The United States is a despicable country. We are expected to give our lives for the actions of one man who goes against the wishes of our own people?

The Gun Cucks Anti-Military Circle-Jerk Fantasy

Found out one of my friends was those fucking tools against gun control for military weapons because he thinks they can be used to combat the entire fucking US military at the expense of military-grade weapons falling into the hands of criminals and mass shooters.
Civil War is your freakish fucking fantasy, protests are real, and mass shootings are real. Fucking gun cucks.
Our country has the most funded military in the world to the point of people dying of no healthcare because they choose weapons over being alive, and you think your dumb ass illegally assembled gun can be used for anything other than civilians?
Don't make me laugh.
You're just a danger against everyone else trying to prevent a fucking civil war. Do us a favor and fucking die.

An Update 2

Coronavirus has been confirmed to have spread to my state. I know it's not that big of a deal, but as someone who's prone to lung infections and already has breathing problems,
I really don't want to catch it.
I had pneumonia a couple years ago and almost ended up in the hospital. Lung infections are an extremely painful thing to have, and I don't want to go through that again.
My heart goes out to everyone who is currently goin through this viral infection.
Also, I currently have a cold again. Seems I'm sick quite a lot. I accidentally spread it to my dad, too.
Also I lost my friend. More like got rid of.
She hardly ever even talked to me anymore anyway, and she didn't really care to even hang out with me. She'd make false promises to hang out then never show up,
so i'd just waste my entire day sitting and waiting for her like a fucking dog. I'd rather have no friends at all than have one that doesn't even give a shit about me.

On another note, the last business in my town is closing down for good. We're losing our local bank. My town is turning into a complete ghost town and we can't afford to leave.
Who knows, maybe when the value of everything drops because nobody wants to live here anymore, I can get some land to grow on.
Whatever...This towns just really going to shit.
We were shot at last year and the sheriffs did nothing. We had a home intruder last night too. People are dying off faster than people are moving in, and then theres the fact
that the town muncipiality keeps adding random ass rules to make life harder for the people living in poverty as an excuse to seize their property and kick them out too.

We live in a fucking dystopia. All they care about is keeping up appearances.

The Usage of Queer

People keep arguing that LGBT+ people shouldn't be allowed to call themselves Queer, because it's a slur.
Since when have LGBT+ people not been allowed to call themselves Queer?
They've been doing it through activism for decades.
Not to mention, the slurs used throughout are childhoods are VERY specific to region.
Never in my life have I been called Queer by others.
However I've been called "fag," and "faggot."
It makes me cringe a little just typing it out, because of the memories attached to them from school. So I get why people don't like the word Queer, if it's the equivalent for
their childhood that the word "fag" was for mine.
However the word Queer doesn't harness that weight for me, because I don't share that experience.
And a lot of others don't either.
Some people just simply had the word "gay" thrown at them with hate their entire lives. Some it was "faggot." For women, "dyke" or even just "lesbian."
Our experiences are all similar but not universal.
Queer has been used as an identifier by LGBT+ people long before most of you were even born. This argument is a completely new thing, and I don't know where it came from.
Just a couple years ago, since 2016, it was completely acceptible to self-identify as Queer.
It's fine if it makes you uncomfortable, but you can't take the word away from others. It's ours.

I've Been Sick

Sorry for the absence, random visitor. I've been really sick with a respiratory cold. I don't know if it was COVID-19 hahaha, I wasn't tested.
I'm still sick, but not as sick as I was before.
I supposed while i happen to be here, I should talk about something productive. just give me a moment to figure out what!
Also, by the way, I've started dumping older entries from elsewhere on the clearnet on here to archive. You might see older posts suddenly show up here,
that you haven't seen before!

Hylics

Okay...so! I had a couple bucks the other day, and decided to explore itch.io for a good game to pass the time while i was miserable being sick.
I did get a couple of good ones, but out of all of them, i stumbled upon a hidden gem.
I got a game called Hylics. It's really a marvel, packed with confusion and abstract imagery.
I'm pretty sure most of the NPC dialogue is randomly generated, because it's entirely nonsensical.
The game stars a character named Wayne, with a yellow head shaped like an upturned crescent moon, and his friends. My favorite so far is Dedusmuln,
his head looking like ap air of twisted horns, somewhat. A real fan favorite seems to be Somsnosa, but I don't know her too well yet. We will see!
It's a really fun game worth playing, you should try it.

COVID-19

COVID-19 has been in the general population in my state for a while now.
I currently have some form of pneumonia and have been sick with it for the past few weeks now, I think nearing a month, I haven't really been keeping track.
But it's possible that that's what I may have caught.
It doesn't matter either way, pneumonia is pneumonia and I'm sick, and I've been careful to wash my hands and not go out to spread what I have to others.
There's quite the panic going around though, it's like, mass hysteria because of this stupid virus mutation.
I think it's WAY too much hysteria way too late, because it's been in the general population for quite some time.
There's been too little done to prevent it from spreading, and now at this point, if you're going to get it, you're going to get it.
Just make sure to wash your hands and if you have symptoms, wear a face mask to avoid spreading it to others.
However people with NO experience with sickness, and who aren't even susceptible to being harmed by it, have been in hysterics and hoarding food,
stealing supplies from hospitals and people that actually need them. It's awful.
And here I am, actually sick! And I'm being completely calm about it. I mean I'm miserable, but it's not the end of the world. I'm just very sick.
If I can't get over it on my own I'll probably eventually have to go to the doctor, but I don't think theres really a whole lot I can do but wait.
Anyhow, only wear a face mask if you're actually sick! Give them to people who actually need them.
Coughing up infectious particles is the biggest problem, and if you are hoarding masks from people who are actually coughing,
you're making everything even worse!
Wearing a mask does NOTHING for you! You're going around touching things that actually sick people have coughed on, because they don't have a mask available to them.
You're touching your surroundings, your phone, and then when you go home and take off your mask and touch your face, guess what, you're sick now.
Just wash your hands and stop hoarding supplies from people who are actually sick, and hospitals that are trying to HELP you. Jeez.

A New Friend

I made a new friend, I think. Maybe. His name is Monty. I don't know if he likes me too much, and I don't know if I feel safe enough to get close to anyone yet.
I hope I can make a good impression, even if he only knows me briefly. I still don't know how to act around him.
But we're going to play Stardew Valley tonight, I think. He said he cares about me for some reason, and I'm not sure I believe him, because he doesn't really know me that well.
But he seems sincere and nice enough.
I'm scared of making him dislike me. But at the same time, I don't think I can really fix that. Because I am who I am after all. I can't change who I am.

Also...My mom's angry because apparently my sister's...fiances..mom? Is acting like its the end of the world with the COVID-19 nonsense and keeps trying to tell us to "find the lord" and if we don't we're evil, and damned.
Whatever, as far as I'm concerned, I'm already in hell. It can't get much worse than this.
I don't really believe in a god...Because I think, there's not really that much to life.
I think it is what it is, and theres not real deep meaning to it. There's no afterlife, and we're just here.
I don't think it really matters, either way. I just wish crazies like that wouldn't tell me I'm evil because I don't believe in their bullshit.
At the same time though I don't really care, because it's not like their make belief shit really affects me in any way.
I really dig the whole angel aesthetic, though.

People who need the incentive of a hell to be good in life are just people who have had the privilege of never experiencing hell within life.
That's why I don't believe in god...There can be no greater hell than living.
-logan

Hell's Ape Farm

We started playing Stardew Valley. I'm still not sure if we're going to be friends. I have fun most of the time hanging out but he's not always nice,
and I'm not sure if he's ridiculing me or not. He also acts like he cares about me and my health but also doesn't understand my living situation,
and it doesn't feel good to be constantly pressed to get care when you know you're helpless to and its almost impossible.
He keeps pressing me to go to the hospital like he doesn't care how the costs will affect me and how my mom treats me.
I wish he'd just leave me alone about it and let me deal with shit on my own. I wish he'd just let it go and just let me complain about being sick without pressing me to do shit.
I am getting sicker though, and can't really navigate around my house anymore without getting winded or wheezing.

But anyways, we did start playing stardew valley and started a farm called "Hell's Ape Farm" based off of a joke that was a typo of "capitalist hellscape" lol.
We started off slow making money (and i kind of wasted some of it because of mistakes even though i tried not to rip) but it's really coming together.
We needed potatoes to complete one of the community center bundles, but pierre moved from behind the counter and I couldn't access the store anymore, so we uh, beat him up.
It was a lot of fun, but I'm not sure if i'm comfortable playing with him again soon because of the other stuff. i don't know, maybe if he wants to.

Also my dad picked up some 4 for a dollar dollar store seeds for the garden to get it started for this year.
We got butternut squash seeds!

Also my brother got stranded because the truck broke down, and we had to go get him.
So the truck needs fixed now, along with the car...oh well.
My brothers also out of school now because our governor forced all of the schools to close for the rest of the year because of COVID-19 being declared a pandemic,
and he doesn't have to make it up. So he's going to be staying at home for a while now.
Anyways...It is what it is.
-logan

Jamming On Guitar

hey! had to watch my sister's girls yesterday. well like, from a distance, because i'm sick. but we turned on frozen 2 for them. i think maybe i can trust monty.
i'm still not sure yet but i think we can be friends. found out he plays guitar too, and we were jamming yesterday. i covered part of the backing guitar for king of the clouds.
it was fun.
Also i think i'm starting to get better, i haven't had as much trouble breathing lately. My cough is still on and off, but, you know.
Maybe i'll be fit to be up and running soon. I've also been watching a lot of Markiplier's videos lately, him Bob and Wayde crack me up. My eyes have also been bothering me a lot lately, i've been in a lot of pain. i had to postpone a visit with my eye doctor because of being sick, but maybe i'll be able to reschedule it soon.
-logan

Nonbinary

Hi! Today I've decided to talk about Nonbinary Identities.
What is nonbinary exactly?
Well first, you have to look at what we classify binary identities as.
Binary genders are the typical two genders that people generally conform to, Male, and Female.
Nonbinary individuals feel that they don't exactly belong to either of these identities, and feel more comfortable identifying as something else.
It's about feeling comfortable in your body and how you portray yourself as to the world.
Nonbinary identities don't have to just use the pronouns "they/them" either. Being nonbinary does not mean that you don't feel masculine or feminine at all, it just means that you don't conform to what we classify as the gender binary.
Therefore if people feel more comfortable using "he/him" or "she/her" too, they are still nonbinary.
Agender, meaning "not belonging to any gender" also is not the only nonbinary identity, which I've noticed some people can be wrong to assume.
There is a loong list of nonbinary identities that people prefer to identify as, and some, they can even make up themselves.
Because gender is a construct. We made it up! It's not a thing. Sex may be a thing, but gender is just how people portray themselves throughout their lives, and people can be as creative with it as they like.
People may feel like they don't have to abide to adknowledging how others identify themselves, but it doesn't change who nonbinary people are and how they best feel comfortable in their bodies. They will go on with their lives, and people who don't understand can just continue on being a rude and inconsiderate person.
There is also a term called "Gender Non-Conforming," which is also not nonbinary. Nonbinary is regarding how you identify your gender, while being gender non-conforming means you still identify with your gender, you just don't conform to the expectations that come with it.
For example a woman who dresses more masculine and has a more masculine haircut is "gender non-conforming."
Life is an experience, to find who you truly are.
This concludes your lesson on the Nonbinary Identity, thank you.

Food Shortage

Because of COVID-19 concerns, the grocery stores have all closed in my area, and all bars and restaurants are closed for the next 2 weeks.
We have a food shortage now, and I only have food to last the next couple weeks.
We are having food delivered to the town via the fire department starting next week, but I'm not sure how much there is to go around, and the elderly and immunocompromised should be the top priority.
I think I can make shit last until the stores reopen, but I can't believe they're doing this. I'm already sick and this is so much worse! They are taking away our only access to food.
Don't they care??
The state health director estimates with who has been tested so far and the percentage that have tested positive, that at least 60000 other people in the state are probably infected with the virus.
I know COVID-19 can be potentially dangerous to immunocompromised and the elderly, but is it really worth taking away the only access to food for those same people?
How far are we willing to go in a mass panic? Don't they think about the consequences? The governor is hurting the people he is trying to protect.
Anyways...Until next time. Everyone else hang in there.
-logan

The Shit Hits the Fan

Hello...some..shit happened.
First of all, blah blah, I ended up not talking to Monty anymore. He seemed cool but he was in general just, really mean to me and I don't think I deserved that.
I don't think he even realized he was doing it, but it doesn't matter, I'm not friends with him anymore.
Second of all...I almost tried to kill myself last night. For like, the second time this year. For multiple reasons..
Third of all, I have reason to believe my hard drive is failing. I did all the troubleshooting that was possible to do. And if you're wondering "did you try ____ though??"
Yes. Yes I did. Whatever it is you are going to say I did it. I spent the entire past two days troubleshooting. I did it.
At first I couldn't even get into my computer at all, but I have it running long enough to manage to use it for the time being,
but I'm not sure how long the hard drive will last out.
I can't test if its just some software hullabaloo going on either, because it seems my restoration image? or whatever that is built into windows 10
is corrupted, so I can't factory reset.
I am very afraid though that it could be the hard drive. I ran a hardware diagnostics test and it said it should be running fine, but I'm not sure how much to trust those.
It almost feel as though someone during a zombie apocalypse is trying to convince you they haven't "really!" been bitten.
But you know, I have no choice but to make do with what I've got for the time being.
I don't have a storage drive large enough to fit a new windows .ISO on to reset the PC, and I need one to even install windows on a replacement hard drive
if I were able to get one regardless, and I don't have enough money to get both of the two, so I'm kind of a stalemate at the moment.
So you know, dying hard drive. Fantastic computer! it's worth fixing in the future if I can afford it. The hard drive is just, worthless to me at the moment.

This site might go down if it fails on me, but worry not, I have it backed up and it can go back up, just possibly under a different link.
If it ever goes down and you're not sure if its available at a different link, just email me at 01datasyndrome01@gmail.com and I can provide you with the new one, if the site is back online.
Just remember that email!

Now, beyond that, well.
Well...I'm in worse of a situation.
You know how the grocery stores all closed and we have limited food?
We live paycheck to paycheck, and my dads employer is laying everyone off for several weeks without paid leave.
Things are kind of at a stand still.
We don't know whether to panic.
We can last if its only a few weeks.
But any longer than that?
We can't pay the bills. We can't get food.
We are going to die.
It's like, the moment someone pulls the trigger on a gun, and time seems to stop. But soon, we know all hell will break loose.
The hard drive is the least of my worries right now.
I don't know what to do.
But I will continue hanging in here, and hope everything resolves itself, because if it doesn't, well it won't matter. We'd be dead.
So, here and now, I have a working hard drive. I have a can of peaches, and I have a sourdough bread starter. (You know! Endless yeast for bread!)
So...I'm here now and thats what matters, in this moment everything is okay.
It's best to cherish what we have now, because I know soon bills will come around, and we won't be able to pay them.
I might have the electric and water shut off. I might run out of gas.
If the electric gets shut off, this site will have to go down.
So 1: hard drive failure->down
No electric-> down.
If you're reading this now, consider yourself lucky! Go buy a lottery ticket! Because it's most likely going to go down.
We are all just, a little scared. It's like a dark, heavy blanket is enveloping the entire household and suffocating us.
And on top of all of this, I'm still recovering from being sick!
I know it's never good to panic, but, things are not going well for me.
Also...The usb drive that this site is now hosted from says hello.
I wonder if anybody actually reads these...
-logan

The Lung Eater

I found out today, what we didn't know in the general public before. Why the government is taking all of these drastic measures.
Why they haven't before, with swine flu, with the mumps outbreak, yaddah yaddah.
It is upmost importance that you fucking stay at home.
Stay at home. Do NOT go out, keep to yourself if you feel sick.
The big deal with COVID-19, is that:

1. It's an animal mutated viral disease. Since it was only ever before seen in animals, much like the swine flu, and the bird flu, humans have no immunity towards it. None. Zip.
2. You may be wondering, how is this worse than the swine flu? Why are we taking these drastic measures? Why is it so important? Well, the way that this virus attacks your body is different. It destroys lung tissue. It can potentially permanently damage your lungs. If you get sick, there is a possibility you may never fully recover. Scientists are calling it a "Lung Eater."
3. It spreads like fucking wildfire. Much faster than anything we've seen before.
4. It's mutated extremely fast. It jumped from animals to humans, then within a couple of weeks, transmission between humans was possible. This is not normal. It usually takes years for mutations like this to develop. It has already mutated again since, and there are currently two strains going around right now that people are fighting to find a vaccine for. At the rate that it's mutating, it will do it again. There is a panic to try to fight this disease because if it continues to mutate it, there is no way to prevent it from spreading and infecting people multiple times.

This virus is DANGEROUS. It is much, much worse than the flu. Don't be dumb. Please stay indoors while we try to get it under control.
If we don't it will just keep making it's rounds and get worse. It may not be dangerous to most of us right now, but it's the potential it has to be deadly on a massive scale that is horrific. And if we can't stop it now, we won't be able to.
If you have been wondering why the government has been reacting the way it is right now, this is why.
Just stay the fuck indoors.
Don't panic, just listen, and self isolate. We are doing this for a reason.

No Hope

I don't know what to do.
The unpaid leave bill doesn't apply to us.
The checks the government was supposedly going to give to people for compensation won't either.
We have no income at all.
We need to make the bills next month. We need to pay mortgage. We need to be able to pay for food, if we can even find it.
We're getting attacked from all sides. By employers, by independently owned stores who close without regard for people who need to eat,
by our employers, by our banks, by a virus, if this goes on for the next two months we're going to lose our home.
The government is doing nothing to help anybody.
I think they expect us to just sit here and die.
And I don't know what else I can do except for that. There's nothing we can do to fight back.
I hope there aren't that many others in the same situation as us.
If there are, got any bright ideas? Lol.
All I can do really is sit here, wait to either die, lose my home, the electric to shut off, run out of food and gas, the water to shut off,
all the extra shit you kind of need to go about your daily lives. And then eventually I'd lose the roof over my head. Or maybe wait for this all to resolve itself,
because theres nothing I can do but sit here and wait.
And nobody is listening to us. Nobody even cares. I hope that pieceo of scum trump catches it and dies suffocating on fresh air.
And that wrinkly old bitch Pelosi who didn't help anybody, then patted herself on the back as if it was a job well done while people like us are trapped at home, all the people infected who they refuse to even test because they're prioritizing random ass celebrities who don't even have any symptoms.
The people who can't afford to go to the hospital even with insurance, and the people without whod be billed 30000-40000 dollars.
This is not the way a "developed" country behaves.
I guess I'll just, sit here and wait for any sort of compensation or for the rest of this shit to blow over, and update if things change.
But yeah..tldr i guess, we lost our last chance of getting any aid from the government and are fucking SOL unless the factory re-opens,
bills for whatever reason are waived, or we die, i guess. Because there is no help coming from the government. There's not going to be.

Fuck It...Stardew Valley

3/21/20

Well, instead of sitting here and being entirely miserable under the current circumstances, might as well get the most out of my electricity until next month.
So that means uhh...Binging Stardew Valley time. I fucking deserve it you know?
So, I've been playing through the first year, I married Shane (because i love him.)
I started getting into mods for the first time to pretty stuff up, and even made my own hair to put on my character.

...:')

Her

I know things are looking very grim atm, but here's an entry to take your mind off of it. And my mind, to be frankly honest.
Today I'm going to watch a movie, I've decided. We're going to do a movie review, together!
I decided to pick Her (from 2013) at random. Absolutely no clue what it's about other than the title, but I'll write down my thoughts as I watch it.
This should be fun!
Warning: Will contain spoilers, click here to take you to the final statements about the movie! Also this movie contains nudity. Don't watch if you're a minor!


Okay..So it begins with this dude reading a letter from an old woman? Maybe? Named Loretta.
Oh...It's a company! They generate letters for people! I get it. They run a company that writes letters for people
Maybe for people who can't write very well themselves.
Wow this guys a real weirdo too.
But it seems like there's some advanced tech in this world. He's got a wallet-like digital thing that he can flip through,
some device that tells him reminders.
He also has some sort of gaming system that projects the image, where he plays a game where you press keys to climb up a mountain.
(Kind of like Clop I guess. Do y'all remember clop? That annoying flash game where you had to press keys for every leg on a horse to get as far as possible hahaha.

So basically, this guy Theodore is a total loser who writes for a company. Seems like maybe he once had a wife? But for whatever reason they're no longer together..
But suddenly, a new operating system is released?
He gets it, asks for a female voice, and the operating system has a really human quality about it.
She says her name is Samantha.
As some time goes on, it seems like he LIKES her?
Which should seem really weird and creepy, but atm, in a weird way it's kind of sweet.
Rejected dude who has no real reason for living really, other than going into work every day, going home and sleeping,
finds contact, support, and affection from an artificial program.
That should seem kind of sad right? But, real people are complicated, and they're mean. Everyone deserves someone, that boost to keep them going. People need someone to save them, sometimes it's themselves, sometimes it needs to be an other party. But people don't usually care and don't want to support you. Who cares if it's a pet, a person, or an AI, I guess?
Kind of weird and creepy, kind of sweet at the same time.

Apparently the woman he was married to was named Catherine, and he hasn't signed the divorce papers yet. Probably because he still loves her.
Time goes on, he fails a date, actually falls in love with the robot I guess? I mean this is only 40 minutes through. This movie goes on for over 2 hours LOL.
This guy probably looks like a weirdo to everyone else while talking to his AI through an earpeace nobody else can hear, hahaha.
Samantha at some point theorizes what anal sex would look like if your ass was in your armpit, and depicts an artists rendition of it.
I LOST IT.

His time spent with Samantha though, improves his quality of life and his writing. His performance at work improves, because he writes even more heartfelt letters.
There's a lot of hidden gems in this movie, the armpit butthole, the little alien dude in the video game with a foul mouth, and the "perfect mom" video game gave me a good laugh.
One of his coworkers breaks up with someone (Robert) over a petty argument, and later she reveals that she also has a relationship with the AI her husband left behind. She says she's friends with her, and Theodore admits he's sort of dating his, lol.

Anyways, I think I will cut off the summary here so I at least don't spoil the ending for you! Google it or watch it yourself.


Review and short summary: Well, basically, Her is a movie about this miserable man Theodore who works at a company made up of writers who write heartfelt letters for others who aren't much of writers themselves. He has a wife who he is getting divorced to named Catherine, but refuses to sign the divorce papers because he still loves her. The movie takes place in the future a bit, and an intelligent operating system is developed that behaves just like a human. Theodore gets the OS to help him organize his files for work, and slowly falls in love with her. Their brief relationship helps him further his career and bring himself out of his depression and finalize his divorce so he can move on with his life, while before he was stuck in a rut. It's a very bizarre movie, but interesting. I don't think it was bad, but I'm not going to add it to my collection any time soon. I give it a 4/10!